RIGHT, can we please just change the advice to “binge drinking is bad for you, period”?

I found out I was pregnant New Year’s Day. Lots of drinking and smoking. Perfect, healthy, too smart so if it dumbed her down a bit, “meh”

This is my story. Doctor said they get nourishment from the yolk sac for the first 5 weeks. Also, probably means you have fun friends :)

I was shit-faced the weekend before I found out I was pregnant. I also had a beer or glass of wine once a week once I was past the halfway mark. My kid is healthy and well-behaved (for a 4 year old...I mean, he’s still a stubborn asshole sometimes...but so are his parents).

Almost every woman I know who has had a baby, planned and unplanned, drank and even did drugs and smoked unintentionally during their first few weeks and every single one of them has healthy children who don’t have FAS. It must say something about my friend group, but I seriously can't think of a single person I know…

Luckily, someone made a tumblr page of Jeopardy Hotties, and I think most of them are actually smart.

Well we’re definitely on the same page there, lots of other places manage it, seems a little nuts that America is so allergic to the idea. You’re right of course, it needs national enforcement one company at a time isn’t going to do it. I hope your leave is going well and I’m sorry your husband isn’t getting that time…

“its like a tiny euro!”

“I forgot to bring the appetizer that I promised to your potluck ” is an “OK, she’s human” moment.

Can we ban the people that suggest that we nurse in the bathroom.

Alternate headline.

why does this not have MORE STARS!!! the horror!!! it´s a damn vulva.

It definitely looks like a vulva tatoo, not a vagina tatoo.

VULVA. Not vagina. It ain’t a tube, yo.

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

there are plenty of things you can do if you're actually interested in correcting or mitigating potential ecological problems.

I always find it strange that people can be so turned off by venison. I use ground venison in place of beef for everything, and people very rarely notice the difference. It's leaner and healthier, and I've never understood why hunting an animal that has lived a life in the wild is less humane than raising an animal…

I've got a freezer full of venison right now, thanks to my dad's hunting. I live in the Midwest, in an area full of hunters, and I'm so surprised I'm still introducing people to actually eating venison all the time. As ground chuck, it is indistinguishable from lean beef, IMO. Steaks, sausage, everything that's good…