Martha 100% doesn’t know who Rami Malek is either.
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Giant’s milk.
I’m not sure if this is a joke. But I legit agree. Also, my 3yo, would sell her baby sister for those shoes in her size.
Based on the photos, I think there’s a 50/50 chance of a Weekend at Bernie’s-type situation happening right now.
Hold up. There are other Poison songs?
She certainly has a type... and that type is really into hair gel.
I appreciate her sensible footwear for walking in the woods at night.
oh.
I am sorry. Celebs should not be allowed to look like our exes.
I could very happily live the rest of my life never seeing Pete Davidson’s tongue again.
Don’t be fooled by the osts that I got.
The real money is in shouting, “Another one.”
as a straight lady, I’d much rather bone muppet Sheeran than big red himself.
I once met Lindy at an event in San Francisco. I was so star struck I couldn’t talk to her. She was incredibly kind, but I am still kicking myself for not pulling my shit together and making her my best friend.
Another welfare queen raising her kids on the government’s dime
Surely, I’m not the only one who read this as “Jon Lovitz and Ronan Farrow.”
If it’s not BJ Novak, I will have lost my last bit of faith in humanity.
Surely I’m not the only one whose first reaction was, “Wait. New Girl is still on?”
It’s like an episode of Mama’s Family