So far I count:

WHY.THE.FUCK.IS.THIS.RODENT.ON.A.PERSON'S.BED?

That's a hilarious image!

Over medium eggs are delicious, especially with medium cooked bacon (not stiff, or limp), and perfectly crispy shredded hash browns. Add a cup of coffee, and you have the Saturday breakfast of champions!

Some of this about the blog post is a little out-of context. It's aimed specifically at women in their 20s, to get themselves into a position where they have more flexibility to have a family. And for example, the full quotes for these are:

That friend of yours on facebook is a good egg. We all need friends like that.

Also: She's Cher and he's not. (Piers, you ignorant slut.)

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

I absolutely loathe the false dichotomy that movie presents. There are two types of [human] women: evil conniving selfish manipulators (ugly, of course) who will eventually get their comeuppance which you can and should get all schadenfreude over; and sweet nice pretty ones who simply endure and hope and remain…

My opinion is that you did the right thing. Generally the order can be taken either appetizers first and then the server comes back to take your entree order, or if you know what you want, the server can take the whole order all at once. Appetizers, including salads, are typically in that category because they take…

The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

My boyfriend is uncircumcised, and apparently, his paternal grandmother was VERY upset by that.

Totally agree. Being a Jew married to a Jew, it was really fun when, before finding out we were having a girl, my MIL said that we should have the circumcision at the hospital and do a fake bris at home. I was like, "Um, I don't think we're going to have elective surgery performed on our infant"

...because it's a normalized thing in your culture. None of those are good enough reasons to permanently scar your child's body.

So can you confirm the rumor that the snowstorm made time travel difficult and she had to stay home in the 1950s until the atmosphere cleared?

Karyn, would you consider adding AHA's symptoms of heart attack in women to the post? Confusion about the symptoms is a large part of why women are facing delayed treatment.

The smells are different. While I have no proof, night time wash/lotion seems to help him sleep better.

I just hate it when people treat their babies as little extensions of themselves and when these people have kids who like something they don't like, they act like it's a horrible thing. I know people who don't play "kid music" to their babies. Sorry, but your 1 year old doesn't want to listen to Arcade Fire or…

My mom loved the princess stuff and encouraged me to play with dolls, but even I was obsessed with Legos. She never made a big deal about them, I don't even remember friends trying to say they were "boy toys". This seems to be a new phenomenon.

Kid Electron loves Lego and princesses, and will tell you with all the haughtiness a three-year-old can muster that Princess Leia is a princess. It doesn't have to be a zero sum thing. She's going to be who she's going to be and you learn to roll with it.