Ah don't worry about it. If they're there she'll play with them. My daughter likes princess crap, but she also loves batman and tinker toys and legos, and these things called Zubes (?) although she can't really figure out what to make with them except hearts and stuff. Don't worry, for awhile you'll be God and…

Yeah, the punching is insane isn't it? You think its gonna be cute but then baby will farking HIT you and knock the wind out of you.

I'm just annoyed at how many people, especially grown women, don't know the difference between a vulva and a vagina. Even if she was wearing nothing below the waist you wouldn't be able to see her vagina in that pose!

In Marthadu did Kubla Khan
A stately puppydom decree:
Where Alpo never sold a can,
And imperial doggy tastes, they ran
To organic/grain-free.

Honestly just the word "wedding" makes the prices skyrocket. If you can find the same thing but for a regular occasion it is sometimes cheaper unless it's super specific.

I don't totally get the point of bridesmaids anymore. Like, "Hey I want you to come to my wedding because I care about you, but I want you to wear a specific thing and then stand in a specific spot for a while for no apparent purpose." Cool. I've been a bridesmaid a couple times and I love the brides but it was…

"I don't care about your diet" should be a poster, and it should be posted everywhere (but especially workplaces).

Yeah, I'm sure you've seen plenty of women do this. Totally believable, and not just as a story line from the original Melrose Place.

I didn't actually realize they this Diplo person and the denim tuxedo guy were different people until today. I was tipped off by the lack of cornrows in the above picture. If this means that I am getting old, then I welcome it.

The way even complete strangers feel justified in speaking to pregnant women as if they backward elementary schoolers is unreal.

"Put on a jacket, you're going to freeze that baby!" Ugh, yes - stop telling people wtf to do!!!

FOR REAL. I'm 20 weeks, and here to tell you that it doesn't get any better. People I know are very "don't lift that, don't eat that, are you sure you're okay?" I'm pregnant, not a child.

That thing is not even cute. Would not bang.

leather pants... please become a thing.

He's in a better place now, with the other mystical elder gods...

It's crazy...what you describe is nearly identical to me. I hit 5' by age 5, full C cup, pubic hair and a period by 10, and I was 5'10" when I entered 6th grade. I got MRI's, cat scans, I had the x-rays and the bone fusion stuff tested like six different times. At one point, someone thought I must have a tumor on my…

Oh yay, let's commend Beyoncé for having a thigh-gap. First off, fuck you. Second off, her pelvis is probably pushed back as it so often is to create the illusion of thigh thinness to appease to thick thigh haters. Thirdly, I THOUGHT THIGH GAP WAS OLD NEWS.

Funnily enough, that is one of the first thing a lot of my friends asked me when I came out. "So...can I still call you dude?" "Yes, dude. You can still call me dude."

I feel like the whole world is a machine engineered to make me feel wholly inadequate at all times.