I agree...with the Maltese Falcon being my close second.

"serious" journalism"

You already could charge what ever you want. I'd guess the drug companies just wouldn't buy, instead they'd get it from someone selling for a lot less...

"PLEASE try to fire me for my legally allowed breaks"

I better understand what you mean now.

Do they have to always be a "douchebag from out of town", or can they sometimes be just a regular person from out of town that just doesn't know better?

I don't care how many phones they release so long as they only release the amount that they can keep up to date in a timely manner.

The packaging is biodegradable. And why would they make it double as a stand if they can sell you one for $29.99?

When you have that kind of money, your bitches use the treadmill...if they want to stay in the ample lap of luxury.

Two points:

First, I don't believe that your hand is the same size as most people you know. Unless you don't know many people. Women, men and children have hugely different hand sizes FFS, without any of them having a mutant hand. There are 5 people in my house ranging from 4 years old to 40. The 4 year old (uses handed down iPod…

You certainly said "I" a lot. "I" can reach, "I" have, "I" did. Eye, Eye, Eye...you sound like a fucking pirate. I'm guessing Apple and the others didn't use you as the hand model when they were defining the size they'd use.

You say that, yet you clearly used a piece of white toast...are you an industry insider?

"Ayurvedic and other forms of simple answers to health issues have been working for thousands of years."

Unfortunately the issue I experience is playlists only playing the first song. And like they said, it's random, not every time I play a playlist.

Fuck me. How many "you don't know what good is until you've had what I say is good" people are their in the fucking world?

To be fair to their little minds: if a guy puts another guys cock in his mouth, ass or hand—it "IS" a choice...usually. Prison rape not included.

Actually it was 43 people killed and over 200 injured (per the Chinese government, so who knows for sure). Does that some how change the context of my post...which is "Thank fucking god we have oversight on shit so sloppy shit isn't slapped up that kills people, and if you do slap up sloppy shit we'll sue the shit out…

Thank fucking god for it too. If a company slaps a building up in a week and the thing collapses and kills a bunch of people they ought to have the shit sued out of them.

Plus add the fact that some physicists believe that we've made time up and it isn't a "real" phenomena.