If you only bought it a year ago, almost a year and a half after the system came out, you’re not an early adopter.

As soon as they get the vanilla extract pipeline repaired.

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

I was thinking about The Division on my drive to work today, behind a line of cars, going well under the speed limit, with nowhere to pass. The roads must be fantastic, outside of evac routes obviously

Oil worms have been known to boost the power output from the muffler pistons by about 25%. This is possible because the oil worms secrete coolant into the spark plug bearings that will decrease oil consumption, relieving pressure from the front anti-sway bars.

But what no one ever talks about is how it has Lotus parts. Why does no one ever mention that in the comment sections?

But also as much as they love small arms fire?

Am I the only person who finds the GT-R hideous looking? It’s got the performance specs to shut me up, but man, this thing is ugly. Like, Juke ugly.

The answer is sentry turrets.

Keeping your Ferrari in the garage is tempting Hephaestus.

That is the whitest kid I’ve ever seen.

A rock star.

*whispers* Alissa Walker, the anti-Jalop

I’m surprised, but ultimately relieved, this isn’t a you-know-who story.

A fucking V6 Challenger? Should have set the bail higher.

Is that the Challenger he was racing? I know that it shouldn’t matter - this story is already horrendously tragic - but I’m additionally annoyed that this dude was racing/crashed the Enterprise Rent-a-Car special. Probably shouldn’t be surprised.

I gave up on trying to talk about drag racing on jalopnik. Nice try though. They always bring up my uncles cousins brother has a civic that would kill that blah blah blah. It never fails.

Make a joke about someone Gawkerites like and you kill babies for a living. Do it to Justice Scalia, you’re a hero who triumphed against evil.

this is what boggles me. People will lazily blame GM for killing the EV1 and oil companies somehow suppressing EV battery technology, then ignore that there are tons of other industries out there which would kill for more advanced batteries.

I guess it’s