Old white folks have never had too much shame around being entitled hypocrites. Hell, that’s sort of the basis of the last few decades of Republican thought.

“...they are telling us that we need to change that they don’t have kids and they aren’t going to fund schools.”

I know, right? Even family members who stopped speaking to each other after the 2016 election would agree that fucking rice pilaf is not jambalaya, and even then you don’t serve jambalaya as a side dish to rack of lamb.

Aso Bel Edwards is a Democrat. Why was the governor of Louisiana there?

No, but Republican donor slumlords will use these requirements to clear out whole blocks of subsidized housing, nix the rent control, slap some paint on the walls, and rent out the units at 3x current prices. I smell Jared Kushner. Kushners hate low-income renters, once they’ve done using them to get groovy tax breaks…

Hey...maybe those lazy poors could actually work for the landlord! How deliciously feudal! Why, landlords could trade “tenants” or split up families for whatever reason. Perhaps there’s some example in US history that shows how such a system might function.....

Because he was willing to make a fool of himself in front of the world by saying that jagoff weighs 239 pounds. That guaranteed him a job for life.

I love you, Justice Kagan, now and forever. Underrated aspect of Obama’s presidency is that the two justices he nominated to the court are fucking amazing.

One of the reasons the book was so powerful is because every crime against women was something that had already happened in history. (That’s why I get super annoyed at people like my brother who say, “That would never happen,” because it has!)

how to make an issue of a non-issue

This is the correct take.

way to find something...

You used to be able to fire cops for shoplifting? You can’t even fire them today for murder.

Flash forward 1 year:

Forget the hat. The woman is wearing white before Memorial Day!

Melanie is back to doing what she does best. And what she does best is dressing like the love interest of a cheesy macho 80s film :)

what we’re seeing is the difference between attending a funeral and being funereal.

I read it more as “big boobs but with some visible arm muscles”

You see he has on a suede or velvet slip-on loafer as well?

Thank god a “good guy with a gun” was there and...