That picture. The fear that made that pile of desks and file cabinets... it’s too much. It’s beyond reason. These kids deserve so much more.

Eh, there’s plenty of other proof but the ease with which the bottom of the barrel of men can convince themselves they’re  potential mates for women who are so far out of their league they might as well be on different planets always feels like the apex of male delusions.

Didn’t realize Jez was a site that doesn’t take stalking seriously. Thanks for setting everyone straight. Expectations officially adjusted.

“Can you believe that despite 93% bad stories from the Fake News Media (should be getting good stories), today we had just about our highest Poll Numbers, including those on Election Day? The American public is wise to the phony an dishonest press. Make America Great Again!”

this is a bad take.

Republican candidates across the U.S. are promising to prosecute women who obtain abortions.

I’d argue she still doesn’t really have it.

I think now is a good time to remind everyone that it took Winona Ryder more than a decade to get redemtption....for SHOPLIFTING.

I agree with you. These men have enough money to never have to work again. Give someone else a shot at the level of achievement that they once had. Go donate your time, do something to give back, etc.

“I’m doing it because I hope we can negotiate an end to this for the good of the country and because I have high regard for the president and for Bob Mueller,” Giuliani said in an interview.

Kakistocracy.

Even for us life has its gleams of sunshine.

Um, how is he a hero when he drugged and raped young black women?! Because what you’re doing is prioritising the unearned reputation of a black man over the lives of black women.

How much of a real hero was he (vs just the only representation around) though given a large part of his post Cosby show fame came from his trashing of ‘urban youths’ and his non threatening sweatshirt dad appearance.

Ask the Evangelicals.

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

As per usual, the cartoon in your post is incredibly on point.

To be fair, making a bed IS an exercise in utter pointlessness. If it’s your thing, cool. But I haven’t done it in 25 years and so far the only bad fallout from it is parents yelling at me about it. Literally no one else I have ever talked to has cared that I just throw the blankets and pillows on there as long as I…

Uh-oh. Trump is going to be off the scale nuts during his Morning Tweet Toilet Time.

I would say that yes, some of them are, but that that’s a problem too. Off the top of my head, Smithers is a sort of disturbing portrayal of a gay man - not just closeted but constantly being creepy to his boss. I don’t think that character would be greenlighted in a new show, especially since that stereotype seems…