With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

Do not slander the fierce and noble Purple Bird.

Owlborn

Hatfright

Vampire Bears are no laughing matter.

There’s a tendency when something sinister or bigoted or icky is revealed for a certain segment of people to go “¯\_(ツ)_/¯, whacky old God, eh”.

He’s like the awkward IT guy at work that always comes to help instead of telling you to “turn it off and back on again”, but he wears just a leeetle too much colognel

He’s a venture capitalist and a bit of a strong persona but given how he’s probably the world leader for not killing the planet right now I say good for him.

you can call it God’s plan or nature’s plan.

You are referring to GenZ; iGen is utilized in work environments to refer to an intergenerational workforce.

No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

As of July 1, providers will be required to inform the state about a patient’s age, race, number of children, how many abortions she has had, and if any of her children have died.

Not sure how anything could beat “No More Student Loan Debt.” Even “Dramatic Sex” couldn’t beat being debt free.

We’re now up to 7 mother fuckers who need to identify themselves so that we can kick them out of our cult on Mars.

Yes, this option means all the religious crackpots are gone. Why would solitude win out if ALL the annoying killjoys are gone?

In this universe, Billy Graham is just a rotting corpse.

Alright, who voted for Trump Somehow Still Prez over Unlimted Days Off?

much rather chill with all the other godless sodomites who didn’t get raptured than go spend time with billy graham, so

You can have my antidepressants when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

His movies with her were basically the good ones.