I am %100 behind this choice for the next big bad as long as they follow the original comics and have Wonder Woman *ahem* persuade Cheetah to give up her life of crime with the loving power of the golden lasso.

Oh man. Ignoring my first instinct to not pit powerful women against each other, I don’t think it’s fair to say that Wonder Women wouldn’t have a chance. Even if you go by the movie alone, we watch Diana train with the best when it comes to fighting. Her mother’s fear of Diana realizing who she truly is spurs her aunt…

So if Wonder Woman were not Wonder Woman she’d get mopped up. Makes sense.

“sans her powers”...welcome to DC, where the powers are everything and the character doesn’t matter

“how shall I neutralize my doppelganger? Why, cheesecake, *obviously.*” like, duh...

As one does.

Not gonna lie. I might.

Nasyrova was also reportedly wanted for the alleged murder of a woman in Russia and for “preying on” various New York City men. She is said to have been enjoying a “carefree” life in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.

That cheesecake in the header looks INCREDIBLE.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

allegedly baked a cake

The real question I have is how good was the cheesecake and can we get the recipe?

This was basically my experience yeah. I want a vampire king so bad!

And fuck Mike Pence. I hope his squinty face completes what appears to be the process of implosion.

“I want to encourage all of my many Texas friends to vote in the primary for Governor Greg Abbott, Senator Ted Cruz, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, and Attorney General Ken Paxton. They are helping me to Make America Great Again! Vote early or on March 6th.”

Yeah, these idiots seem to forget that Twitter and YouTube are private companies and therefore can lock down whoever the fuck they want for any reason or no reason. I know Twitter is Donny Two Scoops preferred method presidential communication, but it isn’t actually part of the government.

His prediction will come true; to his dismay; when universal health care provides free; effective birth-control to every human past puberty.

Why do low-information morons like Trump, Jones, et al have an obsession with their social media accounts, numbers? I mean, I enjoy getting likes when I post a picture of my lunch on Instagram, but I’m also not in a feud with a 17 year old.

Someone needs to tell Alex Jones that it’s not defamation to opine on his “journalism” skills, nor is it defamation to call him fat. Sorry, bro. Good try, though.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.