Jess NOT Hilarious

In the words of the great Negro poet, Jonathon Smith:

I’m so glad (and so embarrassed for her) that she has such embarrassing family members; her dad’s people, in particular, sound like a lovely mess. She should fit right in with the Windsors.

Me too. My Irish mother spent most of my childhood screaming at us very white kids “are you kids out of your cotton-picking minds.” To be clear:

Grady from Sanford and Son used to say “great googly moogly” when he was excited.

That’s literally my face right now. I’ve heard that term used in place of swearing since I was a little kid. I honest to God never made the connection.

It’s “jumping Jehosephat” and “GREAT googly moogly”, sir. I learned that second one from a Snickers commercial.

Did this negro just...

That feeling when you’ve been using an originally racist term as a replacement for a profanity for decades.

His comment was bad but Dexter Manley ftw.