You know someone isn’t safe to be around when they literally can’t tell the difference between grossly inappropriate (and even criminal) touching/speech and normal, non-skeevy compliments/touch. These are the guys who demand consent contracts or are afraid to touch, talk to, or be alone with women because even if they…

Any opportunity to post this...

Every time I see those numbers, I think, We’re doomed.

^ Exactly.

I went to one on a class trip in Texas once. Being lofty high schoolers, we had no use for the lameness of paper crowns and cheering for a fake knight, yet before long, even the most unenthusiastic member of the group was cheering and then calling for the blood of our (literally) backstabbing enemy, having cruelly and…

I lol’d. They picked the objectively worst possible picture of him. Like, someone was given the task of sifting through a bunch Mitch McConnell pictures, and said, “That one! Look how evil and gleeful he looks! That’s the one, right there.”

Exactly! Even the media treated the election last year like the stinking playoffs! These new people are the only ones I have hope in anymore. Can’t depend on the Dems, and the Republicans are basically dead to me. The only thing that’s going to change things is massive grassroots efforts. We need to organize better,…

What is with these people and their desire to use private jets but not have to pay for the luxury?

Lol, I wish this guy repped me. Hahaha, every sentence he’s slamming the it down or slamming his hands down on it; it should be a drinking game!

Excellent. You must be proud.

We made the deliberate decision NOT to play the soundtrack on the way home - for safety.

I first saw the trailer at the theater and thought it was just another overblown generic (if weird) action flick for the macho menfolk and I wouldn’t like it. I had no plans to see it. I was so, so wrong. *wipes tear*

This is definitely one of those movies that deserves to be seen on the biggest screen you can find.

My dad once told me a story from the old country about a guy he was acquainted with. Nice guy. Everybody thought so. Normal, respectful, upstanding fellow. One day they were talking about a recent news event: a man had been discovered to be a member of a persecuted religious minority/scapegoat, dragged to the edge of…

For some reason I read that as “polite Midwestern zombies.”

Runner up might be the actress who plays Kenneth’s mom in 30 Rock describing the day he was born (I mean, part of it’s the writing, but her take is perfect):

My those pies are beautiful! What I look forward to is just the usual: turkey and mashed potatoes. I know I’ve brought it up before, but cinnamon corn is the best thing since apple pie, which we will also be having.

And that his son has the same first name but different last name from his father... because no one else has the name LeVar, and also black people are all related/know each other. -_-

I wanna know who won :/