Best clip of the night was Kessel red-faced, gasping for breath after he setup the Hagelin goal.

Which is a more terrifying sign of our coming dystopian future: President Trump? Or Phil Kessel Stanley Cup Champion?

Nice to see Kessel taking a break from ruining the Maple Leafs.

Holy shit, Matt Cullen is still playing?

“Not on my watch”

“Get a white girl, son. Trust me on this.”

Could be worse. I mean, blood clots aren't as devastating as the comet that wiped out the rest of his family sixty five million years ago.

Durant signs a 1 year deal to stay in OKC one more year, Miami continues loading up talent this offseason, Bosh’s contract comes off the books Feb 2017, Durant signs in Miami in 2017 offseason.

Ummmm.........ok?

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

How soon we forget the big-market showdown of Syracuse - Fort Wayne.

An OKC-Cleveland final would be the most hilarious city matchup in a league final ever?

This is a good dream.

My dream is to see Curry and Durant go off simultaneously in a game and each score 60+ as they go back and forth in a high-scoring, close game. Man, I'm excited about this series! Go NBA!

Can’t wait to read 86 more of these.

The gift that just keeps on giving.