Seriously man? At least have something funny in a shitty post.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

No way that bike race is in Brooklyn. All the riders’ bike wheels are the same size.

Wait till you hear her music.

D’Angelo Russell: [swipes right]

Jason Pierre Paul was on Tinder, but he was having too much trouble swiping.

Jameis Winston also boasted, “When I get Tinder, it’s pretty much lights out.”

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

I am assuming he wanted to write an article on an actual hockey game.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

I hope you have a good reason to be so well versed in AS Roma U-12 soccer players.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

What are you talking about? Tiger shot the equivalent of a quadruple bogey on the back nine of his entire career.

St. Louis has officially changed their mascot to the Caucasians, or “Caucs” for short.

+1%

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.