Enes, if you need a place to crash and lay low for a while, hit me up. I got you bro.

Starting a burner for the sole purpose of making some dumbass remark is the laziest, shittiest form of commenting.

Found the Kentucky fan!

Clicking on an article you don’t want to read or comment about and leaving a totally original comment like this is the laziest form of trolling.

Japan’s police use a standard paint scheme nationwide so they’re a lot easier to spot:

Jesus. they all park WITHIN the lines.

I’m not sure what everyone wanted him to do in this situation. He’s not allowed to use his hands.

Carolina is a terrible market too.

He’s never been IN the black either.

We all know the majority of their budget goes to lawyers for lacrosse players

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

A certain pro sports franchise told Deadspin Wednesday that the man was not its team president, and that there would be “consequences” if Deadspin pursued the story.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

BENGOALZI

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

To be honest he looks more comfortable here than when he realized the Oilers won the draft lottery.

What a pussy over some pussy! Hockey players would get right back into the swing of things with a five hole goal.

Coach, take me out. I’m done.