And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

The banned fan’s seat will henceforth be filled by a statue of the fan.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

It’s clear as day it was unintentional but some Boston fans, predisposed to their persecution complex, seem to take one still frame and one bad weekend against Oakland as “proof” otherwise.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

He’s heading to Trump Tower over the weekend to discuss the Securities and Exchange Commission chairmanship.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

Damn. The thought of the chant made me literally get goosebumps. Literally literally.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Gunners management saw this and got confused why Sanchez was on the pitch before the 65 minute mark.

“What’s a roof?”

For those asking, yes another triple double (37-13-10).

At least he kept with his average and only scored 2 in that video

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

ABOVE: The last two weeks of hockey coverage distilled into one post.