Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

You mean this one?

“i’ve studied the wolf. he can’t read.”

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

Butts. It’s mostly about butts.

nicki trying to diss without naming names and remy coming at her like a god damn pitbull

That’s just great, since most of the complaints I see about Amy Schumer are about how she only talks about her vagina.

Given his numbers you might say that Bishop going to the Kings is a lateral move, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to Bishop it can only be diagonal.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

Kahled was really keepin busy there, hits a 3, does a performance, and gets dunked over in the span of like 12 mins. Aka “the brook Lopez hat trick”

Not as embarrassing as Draymond losing a 3 point contest to Kevin Hart last year.

honest question: do you watch many Warriors games? Draymond Green is one of the 2-3 best defensive players in the NBA, and is also somehow top 10 in the league in assists as a power forward. He does everything out there.

Soon we’ll all need Coyotes to lead us into Canada.

Jesus you fucking Patriot fans just don’t know how to stop after you’ve already won

Fattest president since Taft.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

skim heads

also, skim.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

Good luck finding a hockey player in Georgia.