Fun fact: This dog has bitten fewer hockey players than Alexander Burrows…

Tell me where he wanted Dak Prescott...

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

How was that clean? Wilson put his shoulder into the number on Moore’s back, thereby driving Moore’s face into the glass. That’s boarding, and given the injury, Wilson is probably going to have a little chat with Player Safety to start off 2017.

Easy there Skip.

Who is that and what did he do

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Upon the news that the Minnesota players had ended their boycott, prices on StubHub for prime seats on the 50 yard line for the Holiday Bowl skyrocketed and are currently as high as $8.64 per seat.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

It was Bernie Kosar...so, in a way, yes (but I suppose he’s more of a ex- Baltimore Raven than anything, right?) Also, he forgot about the whole thing like 5 minutes later.

That’s formal attire in Florida.

That article left out the best part:

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.