Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

This was an especially emotional game for players and students of Army and Navy when you consider most of them are going to be killed in a nuclear war soon.

Can’t wait for some on court mockery of J.J. Redick’s forms.

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

Nah. Fuck you.

Yes, one was a literal fascist who is advised by a neo-Nazi and has said he will declare martial law in the “inner cities,” institute nationwide stop & frisk in violation of the Supreme Court, institute religious tests for entry into the country and create a literal Deportation Force with nebulous authority to round…

What’s especially useful about you guys is that you make it so easy to spot you.

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

They should be schedule a 2.5 second replay of the end of the 4th quarter. Sell tickets at three cents a piece.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

He’s the envy of the league and the country.

He can live in Canada.

Reverse mermaid

I made my dad marry my mom

The Packers have neither a majority owner nor minority ones.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

Thank you for explaining the television