Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

Han Solo is gonna fuck him up when he hears what Sepp did to his daughter.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

Jeff Pulaski needs retro stars.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

clownrows, bro

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Am I missing the joke or are you too young to remember Rae Carruth?

Look, Greg Hardy tried. Isn’t that enough for you?

Umm, Jovan Belcher?

You don’t roll up in your regular ride when you’re about to commit a senseless homicide. You get a car that you can ditch quickly and walk away from clean.

Holy shit...

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

i fully believe that miko grimes has killed more people than chris kyle

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.