Not cool. My unemployed brother was a Poly Sci major

Didn’t the Jezebel mash-up end yesterday?

[stacks cups]

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

The Lakers rookies keep getting better at hiding things.

HELL OF A USERNAME

Upon apprehension, the thief will be charged with a Class Eh felony.

I dnt play them games

Show off.

Here come the Sweaty Pitt jokes

Pitt will offer dri-fit dress shirts as the clinching incentive.

A. Who the Fuck.wouldn’t want out of Cincinatti? B. Can we stop with.zoos, please? C. It’s like taking a bird of paradise from papa New guinea and tricking him into thinking Scranton is his native home. 3. Everything is ok? From whose point of view? The Polar BeR who might as well be locked in solitary at Gitmo? 9.…

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

Interesting. If they keep trading everyone, they might end up with the most innovative no-huddle offense in the league.

Dude always looked like a Dollar Tree Matt Damon to me

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

But it’s been a great week for guys who have killed and were on your fantasy team in 2010 (see: Harrison, Marvin).

“Johnson ... stands eighth and ninth on the league’s all-time leaderboard in receptions and yards.”