Shots fired.

Just think of the devolution of the Thunder spark-plug position: Harden to Reggie Jackson to Waiters. At this rate I might get signed for 2016-2017.

When Dion Waiters is your third and/or primary bench scoring option (6 points, 2 rebounds, 2 TOs in 27 minutes), you never had any business thinking you were in the highest Western Conference echelon.

Holy shit!

The 2014-2015 Feeling Yourself Award previously belonged to 16 year old sophomore Aiden Miller-Stoughton, who swears he was just cleaning his room.

Special thanks to the NHL and NBC, which showed Pens-Caps for the 47,886th time in the past decade last night instead of its two future stars.

I would say Curry gives them everything BUT the layup. Stand under the basket and force them to shoot. At least from 3-5ft out. When they miss he should shoot long-range shots so as not to get tired going up and down the floor, and allow himself to get back to stop layups.

Tough call on the Curry / High School question. For sake of argument, I’m going to say Curry can’t guard 5 guys at once. I’ll also say they can’t guard him. Chris Fucking Paul can’t guard him, triple teams IN THE NBA can’t guard him, no way some gang of 16 year olds can.

This is a terrible take. Nobody that has any sort of power, influence, or stature in the league or the media says that Michael Jordan would only be a rotation player or that the 76ers would go 82-0 on the 80s, and people like Oscar Robertson are objectively wrong and dumb here. This isn’t anybody being reflexively…

He’s like Danny Welbeck but good.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

...and don’t look now but Boston is third in the East and has three first-round draft picks this summer.

Yeah, I’d rather watch two replays of (maybe?) a catch and then cut to that commercial about that rascal Cardinals fan stealing part of his picket fence and getting caught by his wife. That silly goose!

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

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and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?