The percentages of people practicing polygamy because of African traditional heritage are very slim. The majority are Muslims. However, some Muslim-majority countries like Mali have an option in the registry where you can state that monogamy is the type of marriage being embarked on. There are also many Muslims who…

let me tell you a story about how me and this bitch sheep fell out.

The husband is trying to figure this out.  He’s out in his lab. 

PLEASE have this retroactively set in the same universe as Pig

Alternative hypothesis: the people in charge of green lighting movies at A24 are always drunk.

Bestiality. It’s bestiality, innit, then?

I’m thinking some type of blackmail was involved.

It’s A24, so....not much.

“You build a fence, but do they call you a fence builder?! You repair a bridge, do they call you a bridge mender?! But you go and f**k one sheep...”

“...you shag ONE FRIGGIN’ SHEEP...!!!”

My pick is ‘convicted serial rapist Bill Cosby’.

Poundcake & Pudding Pop Part II hits the chitlin circuit for fun and lots of games, featuring back stage access with a complimentary dranky-drank. 

At 80+, he’s going to need a pill for himself as well.

Is it more effective to include “Convicted rapist” before or after his name? Like ‘Convicted rapist Bill Cosby’ or ‘Bill Cosby, convicted rapist’. Rolls off the tongue better as a prenominal, but think works better as a post-nominal to anchor his name to the rapist bit.

Maybe he can parlay the act into an animated series full of jailhouse hijinks, with the underlying message that rapists and abusers need love too. Call it “Rohipnol Albert and the Cosby Felons.”

I keep telling folks, a person’s soapbox is usually their vice.

This is why I don’t have role models.  

I have a great deal of affection for the UK--I’ve been there many times, and if all goes well I’d like to go to grad school there. But damn, every now and then the classism JUMPS out. That censor dude just said “I mean *you’re* smart enough but what if A Poor watched it”

I grew up in Australia in the 1980s and suffice to say, getting many of the works of Dario Argento was quite easy from quite a lot of video stores, even in my small home town.

Hey you, Whitehouse
Ha ha, charade you are