He’s a twitchy character actor cursed with the face of a haircut model.

Wondering, was Brad Pitt ever a box office draw? Or is he just handsome enough that you assume he was, even though he had maybe 2 successful films

She lived in my building. One day in the elevator, she asked me to join her group for “empowering women”. She gave me the creeps. I said, No thanks. Dodged a. . .branding gun?

I’d politely suggest that Berniebros being whiny shits is no more common than Hillary stans being whiny shits. The internet is full of whiny fucking goons. I’ve been called a misogynist many, many times for criticizing Hillary Clinton’s policy positions that I disliked in 2016.

I was on the bus the other day and two old ladies got into when their walkers got tangled up in the aisle. Words were exchanged, uncomfortable, lots of eye-rolls, and grumbling as they exited the bus.

“consoiry.”

I know that when I’m filmed and photographed aggressively grabbing women by the shoulders, neck, and waist over a course of decades, it has nothing to do with my own actions, but is in reality a conspiracy theory orchestrated in a long con by my enemies.

Between this and the DCCC the democrats are doing real bad at distinguishing themselves as the party with a vested interest in morals or decency.

Jumping up on counters is only punk if the dumb restaurant only has ice tea when you want hot tea.   Poser Beto didn’t even yell anarchy when he did it.  

All Beto seems to be certain about is that he was a punk, he likes to stand on counters, and would probably enjoy being President.

Just remember: Rambo III was “dedicated to the gallant mujahideen fighters in Afghanistan.”

I mean, it’s still one of my favorite patriotic puff-pieces of film, but for fuck’s sake, that moment alone should be in every history class from now until the end of time.  “The enemy of my enemy is my friend, until my enemy is…

Did you see the list of the speakers at the 2019 AIPAC convention? You will be pleased to know that all the Democrats who attacked Ilhan Omar were rewarded with big speaking fees to appear with people like Mitch McConnell and Elliot Abrams. Aren’t you happy to see bipartisanship in this divided era?

That dog has ideas, damn it!

Vet care for all (but no vet visits, because the vet pokes us with pointy things and occasionally steals our poo when we fail to provide a sample on demand)!

Kibble in every dish! Fat and trimmings every day!

Obedience School as a fundamental right, rather than a privilege to be accessed by…

How is Beto trying to change things? What policy positions has Beto taken that make you most optimistic? Which of his policies would you criticize if you had to?

Because polls are useless and only old people answer them.

He has definitely energized voters in a way unseen since Obama: selling people on bold and youthful progressivism while actually being to the right of even the voters in his own district is something nobody has really gone for since Obama’s 2008 campaign.

I’m really having a hard time understanding why this guy is getting the media blitz. Sort of feels like if the media didn’t cover him so much for the last 3 months, he probably would not have run.

Knowing white privilege, he will fail upwards while Kapernick is still out of a job.

I never really jumped on the Beto bandwagon and now i’m glad I didn’t.  It just seemed to me that he was doing a really bad Bobby Kennedy impersonation. Lol