I know looks are subjective and opinions are like a**holes but here’s mine anyway. I think it’s kinda ugly. Where the Miata looks tight and well proportioned this looks a bit bulbous... Feel free to tell me I’m wrong but I prefer the “I’m a serious sports car now I promise!” styling of the Miata.

Can’t say I’m on board with this one. Just doesn’t quite look right. I kinda feel like Mazda has done all the hard work and then got a raw deal by them not having turbo engines like this too. I am biased though as I own a mk1 “Eunos Roadster” (so JDM tyte yo!)

Jesus, I hope you were wearing brown trousers that day!

Poor car, it deserves better.

The Rasmus (Remember them?!) the band famous for about 10 minutes in 2003 actually did more than one song. The video to “First Day Of My Life” has meant I can’t ever look at Passats the same...

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!

I wouldn’t consider the Mulsanne graceful. It’s got a face like a fat spoilt child trying to get its own way with its parents. They’re nice cars but graceful or good looking it is not.

Kimi said “leave me alone”, so they did. Everyone knows that staring into Kimis eyes longing enough makes your heart start to frost over.

I work for a company that sounds like “Piss Anne” and even I was laughing out loud at this . May have even shared it...

So it will be a British team with an American owner? Like Haas then? Don’t get me wrong, if Americans want to finance our engineering addiction I’m all for it but it’s the same way Mercedes F1 is financed by the German company but the engines and cars are built solely in the UK. The majority of the staff are British…

Unfortunately it seems we make cars for the lowest common denominator. I spent a year working as a marketability engineer for a well known OEM. The customer complaints that we sometimes saw were completely ridiculous at times and a popular phrase in the department was “the customer is not always right but the customer…

And thus you're childishness is proven...

Funnily enough I traded my 99 Corsa in for a 2001 1.2 Fiesta and immediately fell in love with that Fiesta. I still miss it to this day.

Ask me how many fucks are given about your self righteous, ill informed opinion? I on the other hand wouldn't mind if you were put in a lawnmower. The thing I'm struggling to comprehend is just how much sand is up your vagina to make you so irritable.

Mans just a self righteous attention seeker and to him I say “Good day sir”

Yeah but in a RWD car you are only a welded diff and a slippery road away from fun. It's all it took to make my old Volvo 340 fun.

You seem to have misunderstood the definition of the words “fact” and “opinion”. If his car was just a base model mustang not worth a huge amount of money then why not do this swap? Also calling a 2JZ “shit” is just moronic. You do know that the stock crank in a 2JZ is capable of handling 1200+bhp?

I didn’t have this option in my Corsa being a cash strapped 17yr old in the UK where we don’t exactly have an abundance of V8’s. I see your point though as I’m sure it would make a Corsa much more loathsome.

I’d say that is more of a box than a blob but it’s definitely dreary and tragic. Looks more 70’s/80’s than 90’s though so at least it’s “retro” and possibly RWD? RWD is a redeeming feature in any dreary car as a RWD dreary car is always 10 times more fun than a FWD dreary car.

In the UK we had equally disappointing GM products such as the Vauxhall/Opel Corsa. Have you ever seen a more tragic looking blob of dreariness? I had one as my first car when I learnt to drive. When turning corners the inside window winder would fly off, none of the plastic trim fit properly, the right was like a…