My Juke is purple so I have unique looks and a cool colour but I also have a Juke which everyone seems to hate except me... I got the diesel which gets 65-70mpg for extra hater points... But at least it’s purple.

Man does that thing struggle to put the power down off the line. Once it's up and running though... Awesome machine. I'd love to be driving round in something knowing full well how ridiculous it is but also knowing you could lay waste to every other car you see.

The guy in the first video has a fantastic Yorkshire accent. I miss Yorkshire, the best of all the shires.

200K? I really don't think it will be that much. I'm sure there will be a price increase but pricing it into direct competition with more prestigious brands would be marketing suicide.

You have real beef with the GT-R don't you? It's okay we all dislike some cars. I personally dislike the majority of American cars but hey. That's just my opinion and I don't feel the need to spout nonsense.

A lot of people have probably mentioned this already but I feel compelled to tell you that the rear wing is not a modification. That is the stock wing that came on R32 GTR’s I'd say it's worth at least a bazillion scene points.

The Kumquat is a decent car actually. It's not a compact car like you asked for and its not exactly a scalpel sharp track tool but if you have children, luggage or have ever worn more than one item of beige clothing at the same time you'll probably really like it.

I got given one of these as a rental for my work visit to Paris because it was the only car they had left with nav apparently. This transmission... Christ on a bike it was bad. The whole car was awful to be honest. 4 lanes of 130kmh road with Parisian drivers who seem to believe they are playing Mario Kart and high…

My girlfriend is terrible. She doesn’t even have a licence and is constantly telling me how to drive. On top of that she gets in my car and changes all my AC settings when I’ve got it set up just perfect, ALL OF THEM. Fan speed, temperature, distribution, EVERYTHING. Once she's finished doing that she then proceeds to…

This car is growing on me. At first it was like being clean shaven, itchy, unnatural and awkward to look at. Now it's like a few days stubble, comfortable, self assured, makes you feel good.

Fair enough but if space is all she cares about then she should have bought a Nissan Pulsar. Massive passenger space for the size of car, cheaper to buy and better fuel economy as a bonus. People are weird.

Yeah the "terrain response" parts winds me up something chronic. It's a FWD car with an open diff and road tyres. Seriously? It'a not even slightly competitive compared to other cars on the market. Depending on what you need there is another B segment crossover that is better. Surely her A-Class would have more…

It's a car for people who don't give a flying fuck about cars...

Asphalte, EX1 and Onyx looked awesome. I saw EX1 at Geneva and Quartz at Paris. So many things Peugeot could have made but instead they made things like the 307 and the 2008...

I waited for the "kurwa" I was not disappointed :p

Rotary engines can look pretty cool if you polish the housings, tidy up the pipework and put throttle bodies on it. PPRE posted a video on their facebook of an FD with a triple rotor on ITB's and the sound and looks were phenominal. It also made over 400 wheel horsepower NA!

I'd call it Lois. Lois the Lancia. I like alliteration in my car name. I had Roxy Renault and Faye the Ford Fiesta. Triple whammy!

Yeah, it's weird isn't it? He drove absolutely faultlessly for that one race. He managed to fend of Alonso at his home Grand Prix. Why has he been so consistently bad every other race?

Maldonado has shown signs of improvement. He did bin it on pit entry in China last year if I'm not mistaken.

I remember the year they revealed this car at the Geneva Motorshow. When you see one of these in the flesh just metres away from about 3 or 4 Bugatti Veyrons it's amusing how the Pagani makes the Veyron look about as exotic as a Passat.