LeBron vs Curry. It's what NBA fans deserve.

Well, when you consider the rest of the year he’s sandwiched between guys like Vince Wilfork, it’s some consolation.

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

It’s so sad to hear stories of people being scammed. Thankfully one of my uncles is a Nigerian Prince so my financial future has already been secured.

Sadly, his parents could not be reached for comment on his debut.

This is my favorite thing in sports.

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.

If you read this article as anything other than sympathetic to Simmons for getting royally fucked over by ESPN, I think you’re bringing your own biases to it rather than spotting ours.

Yes.

“Even though tiger and I were together for years, it never seemed like we had a real relationship.”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

This appears to be a very interesting read. While I would love to avoid doing my work and read it now, I’ll have to add it to the reading list. Keep up the (presumed) good work, Greg.

Silence yourselves and be quiet. Or I will call the Department of Redundancy Department!

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

There’s no need for commentary about the Boston Marathon bombing. Everyone is already on the same page. That’s what this editorial is about. Thank you.

No, he does not have a point.

For the record, I think our news coverage the week of the bombings and the manhunt is the best thing this site has ever done, and I’ve never been prouder of it.