Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

Here you go:

The Saunter of Flaunter. The Gait of Date. Aw, forget it.

It was not legal,

This is what happens when you shun air conditioning and the heat messes with your mind!!!

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

Yeah, I mean a perfect game is always something special and deserving of celebration and special recognition. I guess if we really want to press for precision, though, a Perfect game is really the best possible DEFENSIVE outcome for a team; because while getting 27 straight outs of course indicates at least a very…

I’ve debated with people that Kerry Wood’s 20K game was most likely one of the best pitched games of all-time (game score of 105, the current 9-inning record), and some say any perfect game is better because Wood allowed 2 baserunners (1 questionable hit/error and 1 HBP). A perfect game is indeed pretty excellent, but…

Holy fuck that is frightening

If anyone has a way for me to somehow unsee this, pls advise. Otherwise I’ll just be over here stabbing my eyes with a fork

How could anyone ever get that mad at Timofey Mozgov?

In a broad context, nothing. But to travel to the Netherlands and Germany in one week and beat them both on their home turf? Excuse me for a second while I karate kick a Budweiser can and shave a bald eagle into my chest hair.

Proving once again that horse racing doesn’t have many stars, just a bunch of “glue guys”.

For another thirty grand Chuck Blazer will tell you which other World Cups he took bribes for.

‘where you better bet that lawn’s hue was Photoshopped to be as green as the butt of a baseball player sliding into home.’

I can think of several times in my life as an Indians fan I wished the bullpen had been thoughtful enough to give us each a 50-gallon drum of lube.

The only thing he doesn't eat is innings.

Thanks but no thanks, Lubbock. I’m much better off getting my medical advice from Doc Emrick.

If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son / I got 99 problems, and they’re all earned runs