I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

This is an insane thing to think and type, and you should feel bad for having done so.

I guess the bright side for Kentucky fans is that this loss preemptively saves the disappointment of vacating the title in a few years.

“Wait...you can trade players for...for HAM SANDWICHES?!?”

mostly because it[radiation] kills us and anything it touches.

If he were coming off a year where he OPS’d 1.044, I don’t think the Angels would be trying to throw him under the bus. So, to me, it seems like his performance is the main reason why the Angels would do this.

lol, as if the 76ers have superstars.

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

Of course he would choose the concussion. A torn ACL would severely restrict his ability to suck his own dick.

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This comment is sweet too.

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

"I think for me and my teammates, it's hard to pull against young people."

Leave it the way it is, but get rid of kickers, and have the opposing team choose the player who takes the kick.

I'm also not sure what you mean. I'm a parent and I've heard a lot of weird theories of parenting, but not that one!

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Notre Dame mismanaged the shit out of the last two minutes of that game.