Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Michael Jordan has already lost the $200 on Blackjack.

Emotions are for losers.

RE: Chris Pine. I feel like this is part of the disingenuous and shallow nature of the world we live in.

When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

Jim Croce agrees.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

You down with OBP?

I think we can shut down the comments right here.

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.

In Rovell's world, offensive lineman wouldn't get paid either.

Wow. Wow.

Great piece, and only one small quibble. Rovell is not "harmless". His worldview is profoundly nihilistic and destructive, which itself isn't a problem, but becomes one when he incessantly peddles it to his x00,000 followers (he blocked me long ago, so I can't look up his stats). He's a sociopath with a large platform.