No snark: LeBron shouldn't have bitched but Mr. Whammy sounds like a bona fide prick.

I understand LeBron has an issue with the guy. But surely there was a more professional way to go about this then sitting in the locker room mumbling "nowhammy,nowhammy,nowhammySTOP!"

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

Michael Jordan has already lost the $200 on Blackjack.

Emotions are for losers.

RE: Chris Pine. I feel like this is part of the disingenuous and shallow nature of the world we live in.

When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

Jim Croce agrees.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

Lemme tell ya, if you're willing to ride on the end of giant fucking bombs into the hard vacuum of outer space, I think you should be able to eat whatever you bloody please.

You down with OBP?

In Rovell's world, offensive lineman wouldn't get paid either.

Wow. Wow.