I always wondered what happened to Braylon Edwards' dog.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Fuck you Rick Pitino. On an unrelated note, I agree with him.

He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

I didn't even use my college email when I was in college.

You mean you're not supposed to keep your college email after you graduate? Err, I mean... I would never do that. That would be just silly.

Ah... Jefferson's University.

It sounds like he's saying he's going to put child porn on your computer...which means he has/knows where to get child porn. Which he is declaring to the world. Under his own name.

So isn't he implying he has access to all sorts of child porn since he's implying it will suddenly show up on all your devices thanks to his l33t hax0rz sk1llz?

No fair researching him, he clearly called "anon" right there in the body, dickhead.

Wow. A lot of us think we're so young and clever.

"Come on, Eileen!"

"Y'all ain't about to white guilt me out this check. Miss me with all that!"

"I just concluded I was not the best person to carry forward the Republican torch"

So that's what it looks like when you stick your neck out there

You can't fault LeBron for calling it out loud, though, because correctly predicting a sports play moments before it happens is one of the best feelings in the world.

I can not wait for this book to be completed and available. Having done a little time (and a lot of reading during that time) I find it just fascinating. Cheers Mr Genis. Let me know if y'all need any readers before its published. I have no relevant skill as any kind of proofreader or and no platform to promote the…

The perpetual shittyness of the Knicks must have been a calming force in this new topsy-turvy world, I would imagine.

Me too, but still younger than Dre! (you forgot about Dre)

I think we all know the real reason behind the impending cow uprising. Blood for blood.