I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

Who makes the sheets for these things?

Who says they'd fight?

If Disney is to be believed, the rhinos weren't very effective guards for Prince John, while hippos showed exceptional footwork and mobility in Fantasia.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Unfortunately most of the country was asleep during this game, so I see the parallel with soccer.

Is there ever a time when Lea Michele doesn't look like the daughter of a mob boss?

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

Santorum spoke at the event. The same Santorum whose wife had a non-abortion abortion at 20 weeks because of complications. IOKIYAR.

"The NFL of the 1990s was weird as hell."

"Yeah, that's what they tell me."
-Troy Aikman

No need to check the psi on Ryan's balls.

I'm on record as having been one of these prepubescent casanovas but let me second this — no one is "hot" until high school.

The Sixers lineup, on the other hand, was introduced by a choir singing the "Lacrimosa"

If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

Tomsula: Buh, uh, rusdhfkdklsddklaasdfas.

I've watched their East-West Bowl sketches maybe a dozen times. So good.

The sheer effort & energy involved in holding the physical positions involved while also having tremors AND acting/inhabiting the character is probably deserving of an award is he's done a good job. I've only seen clips but it looks like a job well done, even if the film itself is lacking.

It's hard to focus on the picture when I am deafened by the cavernous roar of her empty womb. Very distracting.