The transformation thing only goes so far because Gyllenhaal looks like a fucking alien in Nightcrawler (and also so, so, so should have been nominated along with Oyelowo).

I was surprised Birdman didn't get a nom for best editing—that was one of the best parts to me.

No nomination for David Oyelowo? How does that even happen? He was brilliant, channeled MLK, exuded authority and dynamism. It was a transcendent biopic, and the director was absolutely snubbed.

I'm worried that this isn't going to be discussed enough and everyone will focus on Selma being passed up instead. I was outraged when I saw that.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

That arm motion is called The Heliflopter

I'm surprised at the change in Jeremy's appearance. He never was one to let himself slide.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

[checks driver's license]

He's also Rickety Cricket!

Second time in his career he's taken a knuckler to deep left.

Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

bigger question: why bing?????????/

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

Good to see Helena Bonham Carter moving on from the divorce

Les Miseranimals!

LOOK AT THIS CUTE FUCKING BABY I MADE.

"Tommy Craggs" sounds like the name of a fourth-string running back autogenerated by Madden's franchise mode

* He believes "Weird Al" Yankovic is a national treasure.

-He believes Weird Al Yankovic is a national treasure.