the taste and smell of detroit all in one sitting.

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

Actually, the blog is fine.

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

As always, highlight truthers remain my second least favorite commenters, barely losing out to the racists/homophobes.

Mike Mussina only receiving around 20% is a disgrace.

The 8.9% of the writers that didn't vote for Pedro should have their voting privileges revoked.

Do it! Give in! Nobody didn't like Stuart Scott.

I usually get all cynical and annoyed by all the fame-loving losers who jump on the "good guy" bandwagon once a celebrity dies. But everything I've heard about Scott seems to indicate that he was a genuinely good guy who loved his job. So I've pushed my cynicism and annoyance to the side.

You should sign off with a notice that you're about to be making some upgrades to Kinja.

Him and the Big Unit not being unanimous is just stupid. There is no reason that some of these guys aren't unanimous.

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

I BET YOU COULDN'T BOY

Except for when you get a bad break and have to wipe for an hour.

Because of the enjoyment you get out of it. It's like taking a break, it's a present to yourself.

Greg has the power to control gravity. He can only increase it, though.

I think it's called "money."

Also: Jesus Christ, local news is ridiculous.