how much can you pay are there benefits

Oh, my God, I know. Just about anything he turns his mind to, musically, he can do, and do extremely well. It's amazing!

Somewhere out there a guy is asked about his worst New Year's, and he regales them with the tale of being punched in the face at a skating rink.

is your real name penelope?

Please do tell us more about your special snowflakes. Link us to the blog where you must surely describe their superiority on a daily basis.

I'm so sorry for you. They sound wretched.

Crappy breakfast cereal/sports aficionados, rejoice!

Congratulations, Tim. And a round of Milk And Honey Original Café Mix for everyone!

The Chikungunya virus inside Lohan is in very good company.

My mom was pretty straighforward with me when it came to sex. An actual conversation at the age of 15:

I FUCKIN LOVE ART

If the criteria for this is like Time Magazine's Person of the Year, the commenter of the year would have to be the guy who put up all those awful pictures that forced all of Gawker Media to change the commenting system, no?

Ugh, I fear I'm turning that way myself. I really try to keep anything over $10 to a special occasion for the obvious reasons, but man, it's hard to drink "regular" beer too many days in a row once you get a taste for this stuff.

But enough with the fun and the winning. Time to bring Kobe back.

On the other hand, Kobe did have his best shooting night of the season.

Best picture ever or best picture ever?: