It would have been video of me fainting.

"Best interview I've ever heard."

He looks like a normal guy playing on an 8' hoop

Eh, this Rice is too grainy.

Hockey's great because the smaller fanbase means more people I can act like a hockey scholar in front of and get away with it unchecked.

that little baby looks terrified

You're really going to make us all go find the Bartolo Colon and John Kruk pics?

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."

Gluten for Punishment!

Feel encouraged?? I just found out an unbelievable athlete is not only fitter than me, but also smarter. Tough way to start my 9-5, Barry.

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

I am sick of people saying "the wrong side of thirty." There is nothing wrong ...

It's almost as if Samer should have written, "You can watch video below. Notice DeSean Jackson on one knee, unfazed, as if to say, 'Yep, same old shit.'" it's so good

Hey, I'm working on it, I'm working on it!

Seriously though, Jeremy Lin has asthma.

Actually it was a division problem. How many times does 42 go into 15?

But Woody never tackled celebrity with this kind of lightness, and he also never came up with an astounding/disgusting joke about cum-stained sheets.

which Sorkin posited his belief that if he'd "written The Newsroom under a pseudonym, the reaction would've been much different."

He'd have even more votes, but Sabres fans keep getting directed to the AHL website when they attempt to vote.

Is this a good place to try out my new gif??