@Barry Lutz: You mean...Josh's Cribbs?

Technically, they started it twenty years ago. #soccer

@undomesticgoddess is rasslin the world: You're killing all my game today, aren't you? Those Salinger stories are like my etchings!

@undomesticgoddess is rasslin the world: It's weird, but I kind of like it when my nightmares have a plot like that.

@undomesticgoddess is rasslin the world: Well, if you're cable's okay, and you're not doing anything else, I'd love to hear from you; no pressure or anything. We've got a couple other spots we're trolling for people at, so if it doesn't work out that's fine.

@siandt: It does, unfortunately. That's our biggest problem with the feature; people who read the site aren't our best targets, and people who don't read it aren't that interested in helping us.

@undomesticgoddess is rasslin the world: Oh, that's good. Us Deadspinners are a little twitchy lately.

@undomesticgoddess is rasslin the world: Aww, thanks!

Okay, so I'm not sure what the etiquette is for your open threads, but I'm a writer for a blog that needs a volunteer for something.

@TheJacqueline ValJean: Good shout; jockeys are freakishly small, eat very little, are frequently exploited, and don't even make that much money. I'd say that they probably run into some of these issues.

Messi needs to shave before the porn stubble becomes a full-on porn stache.

@Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): That's a good point, I hadn't thought of it that way.

I'm trying to find a way to wonder if this issue is inherent only to female athletes without coming off as sexist. I think the things many athletes put themselves through are things that, in normal social contexts, we'd see as disordered or compulsive behaviors; are ballerinas so outside the norm on that?

If this story's an allegory for our current state of affairs, does the Gatorade dispenser represent DUAN or profanity?

@LloydCarrPoolLane: They'll probably shove his ass out on 5th Avenue if he asks for one.

It's sad that the Lakers title chances may be Skittled if Odom's Twix no longer work.

Who breaks out the classic "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?"

Don't worry, Shia. I'm sure somewhere someone wants a man with a slow hand...

Okay, here's my question: is Faraday's theory RIGHT? Is it actually possible to be a "variable", as he believed, or is he wrong because he was still shot in spite of trying to exercise free will?

@Summerbabe: Hey, thanks! It was either this or Hector Marinaro Sauce...