@JayCutlersInsulin: Ouch.

Evening, DUAN...been awhile! How're things?

What you missed while getting into a fight with your indoor soccer referee over who should be sent off in the case of a slide...

Whoa...Chelsea's playing, like...well.

He could always fall back on his weatherman gig...

Wait, is Texas Tech seriously considering not re-signing Mike Leach?

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

@hollygirl: Well played.

@Fridge Hussy: Lucas' directing really didn't get anything out of it's actors; I can't blame him for his bosses faults. I mean, the movies were bad, but lots of otherwise good actors put in shitty performances there.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if hundreds of bored sportswriters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

He was actually pretty good in "Life as a House".

It sounds more like he turned into a zombie.

@Gourmet Spud: You really can't blame the coach; she was only trying to help Brooke's conversion game.

@Gourmet Spud: The coach also kept insinuating that if she didn't want eight second violations, she should quit being straight.

@Weed Against Speed: Is that before or after you do the Dance of Joy?

A friend of mine's roommate in college did an entire paper on professional wrestling and it's positive portrayal of women for a gender roles class. He was such a tool.

You're with me, leather.

Sergio Ramos is a Oklahoma State fan?

My sister in law's running in this, actually.

They're also yes then they're no, they're in then they're out, and up then they're down.