Larry Coon must live at a Holiday Inn Express.

@Mr. Praline: Hey, I was worried I might not get to make anymore. I mean, I've got all these puns, and like my grandpa always says, "You Kentucky with you."

He's really Van Pelting them with insults there; he'll sure be Meeks if they choke in the tourney.

@the sieve: I heard they were Hecklering his Koch, actually.

@Old No.7: And, really, he should've known better than to Steyr down some guys in downtown North Dallas.

@Old No.7: Yeah, it's Beretta to just stay at home past 8:30 in Dallas.

I bet those thugs really learned their Wesson after this.

@Mean_Old_Frisco: Are we going to Babylon and on about ancient emperors all day? Because, frankly, that guy's name is practically Darius to do it.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: You can go to Hull; City puns like that have no place here.

I was just wondering what Colin Farrell was up to lately.

@the_mail_it_in_man: Leave Steven Gerrard out of this.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: It's alright; no need to get your Titan a wringer over it.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: I'd be afraid he'd Kyle me, too.

@CanHeHackett: I've always thought the analogy between the Raiders and Newcastle that Simmons made was pretty spot-on.

@GloadToPerdition: I'm sure they never Met any harm.

@Chamomiles Davis: Damn, I just got harre and I'm already lahsun.

And I thought Paul Rudd's career was going so well lately, too.

Honestly, there's no way Cleveland's going to like any part of the Super Bowl. Either the Steelers win and get one for their sixth finger, the Ravens win and we're reminded of the team we once had, or two other teams who've never one get their first. Fuck off, NFL.

I'm suddenly a huge fan of the Double Stuff Racing League.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: I think Ned Beatty's disavowed the spotlight ever since that unfortunate canoe trip he took.