@Shakεy: I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."

The only thing that would make this better is if it were written in Purple Prose.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Well played.

@Ugueth Urbina's Machete: Juz because you don't khair doesn't mean nabi else does.

@GloadToPerdition: He really had to Tressel with his conscience when he made this decision.

@UkraineNotWeak: I think it was a hatchet...a machete's just not cool enough.

I'm gonna wait for the Sergio Ramos version.

@spinachdip: What someone really needs to do is look at all this racism, stop it, and then say "Navarre again!"

@the_mail_it_in_man: It's not like I was that Extramadura.

@Chamomiles Davis: Maybe this is how he was raised though...we should probably have a little Murcia on them.

@Steve_U: Which is a shame. Don't they know that racism is Seville?

@fattiefatty2by4: Step One: Cut a hole in the bag...

I always fingered Bush had huge hands; this picture really nails it.

@Joke_Killa: It's weird, this offseason just kind of flu by.

So the Indians added another pitcher to their staph?

Is anyone really surprised? Winning this award should've been a Brees for him.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: With puns like that someone's going to show you the matador.

@Matt_T: True, but why should we take everything he says as gospel? Just because he won a World Series doesn't mean he can walk on water.

Gene Krantz wishes Tressel would quit stealing his schtick.

Tressel has a vest. If he had his arms cut off, it would be a jacket.