Killer boots, dude!

Ummm...first generation of Harley Davidson F-150's were basically 4-door or extended cab Lightnings. Not really a little penis truck.

4 days paid leave is not punishment. It's vacation.

A conversion van...with a electric folding rear bench that flattens into a bed.

Yeah, I looked it up to be sure.

Ummm...I think the yellow one is a Mk I.

Hey, dhose guise aren't da brightest forks in da box, now are dey, eh?

If the jeep got tossed around and couldn't be shifted out of gear, I'd rather have it stuck in 4-Wheel low than 2-wheel high.

OH I AM SO THERE!

"Power isn't everything"?

My "new favorite amphibious sport"?

Do you think racing video games are helping or hurting motorsports in general?

If that were true then why do I have 3?

Do you really think Lincoln is on life support and just a tripped over power plug away from death or can it be saved?

Do Lightning Burnouts really make everything better?

The camera likely is in color but this was taken at night using night vision. Therefore it switches to black and white because it gains better clarity.

It's a conspiracy!

Well...there goes those inflated profit numbers from last quarter.

An MRAAP.