If you can eat an entire McDonalds Happy meal while putting on your makeup and talking on your cellphone while driving but you can't drive a manual...you might be a bad driver.
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To steal one from Jeff Foxworthy...
If you have Truck Nutz...you might be a bad driver.
If you've never seen the EPA rate fuel economy from your car...you might be a bad driver.
If you wear out your tire sidewalls before the tread block...you might be a bad driver.
If your mechanic gives you a "quantity discount" on brake parts...you might be a bad driver.
If you've ever broken a horn...you might be a bad driver.
In the opposite vein...
If you've been a "featured guest" on America's Scariest Police Chases...you might be a bad driver.
Man, I have more to put down but I gotta go do some work so I'll revisit this later...I hope!
If you know exactly how many hay bales fit in the back of an '86 Camaro...you might be a bad driver.
If your car has a cigarette lighter that works and 3 lights that don't...you might be a bad driver.
If your cars bumpers have more than 3 colors on them...you might be a bad driver.
If you take your car to a mechanic because of "the squealing sound coming from the wheels" and he finds a dog leash...you might be a bad driver.
If you wash your car and find clumps of grass in the wheel wells with no recollection of how they got there...you might be a bad driver.
If your wallet contains at least 5 business cards from different towing companies...you might be a bad driver.
If your car has more dings, dents and nicks in it than a used golf ball...you might be a bad driver.
If your car has "Piney Pinstripes" and you've never driven through the woods...you might be a bad driver.
If you've replaced the mailbox at the end of your driveway more times than you've bought underwear...you might be a bad driver.
If your tires have white walls that they did not come with...you might be a bad driver.