I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Where did you get this information? I have a masters degree in polymer science and both silicone rubber and vulcanized natural rubber have excellent resistance to isopropyl alcohol.

In case you missed John Oliver the other night:

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!!!”

“Shit. I spent 3 dollars on this Ben McAdoo haircut, and now I’m getting thrown out before he sees me.”

That last picture looks grim until you realize he probably only wore one shoe to begin with.

He seemed to be enjoying SCPD’s elite crowd control.

Thrown from stand, beaten....

A pair of helpful Miami fans eventually disentangled the fight.

Weird that they’re fighting over a chair when there are clearly ample seats available.

Is it a video of his honeymoon with Ciara?

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

This is what I do at parties.

It’s a war game. People die.

Is there some explanation for Ramsey’s ejection or did the refs just screw this up? He deserved a penalty for the shove no doubt but in terms of the fight it seems Ramsey just gets manhandled by Green who does all the actual punch throwing. You can get ejected for getting your butt kick?

Absolutely right. The correct term is xenophobic - not racist.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is just a simple, Southern, country lawyer who is not familiar with all the wily ways of them Yankee city folks that he’s been forced to work with. Sometimes they use “terms” and “words” that he, as an honest, Christian, Southern gentleman isn’t familiar with the meanings of and can…

That one flew right over your head...

He’s a 70 year old man. He can’t be expected to remember every illicit meeting with representatives of a hostile foreign government.