I agree, this article fucking sucks

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

“i dont understand crypto so obviously its a scam!”

How is the statement “cryptocurrencies are bullshit scams” different from me saying “the world wide web is a bullshit scam” in its actual substance? Regards, “Crypto-bro”

“He really is just like us!”

This is a perfect burn except for the technical flaw that they probably don’t actually fuck.

Fuck that literal mother fucker

I think she was just volunteering to give up her seat, before she rolled on out of there.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…

The Prince bit was obviously for the local connection Prince had to Minnesota. But don’t let context get in the way of your narrative.

Thank you for concisely and correctly stating the counter-point. No sports bar has good food, and they are terrible places to watch sports.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

I really, reeeeeaaaally do not want the Patriots to win, but good god I am all horned up at the thought of Philly fans and sports media imploding on themselves. A real Sophie’s choice, if you will.

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

This article is written as if the Grammys were suppose to hand out the awards to all the woman

Bruno Mars wins several categories as expected/deserved.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.