David Freese (He has a friend with a dog named Dave, so when they’re hanging out, he’s Davehuman. “It’s funny to, like, five people,” Freese said.)

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

As opposed to what he would give to his kids, Jay decided to give football one last shot.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

I gave Vic Mensa’s newest album, The Autobiography, two streams this weekend, just on principle alone. 

I got an idea. Why not wait and watch the show to see how it is?

I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

well...Juice’s hands were too big....maybe we found the real killer

I was going to go to the movies this afternoon, but there’s nothing out there as dramatic as the responses to this take are going to be.

Listening to older white co-workers STILL angrily talk about OJ. Just... stop being angry. He was acquitted.

Looks like a great way for white kids to just have some good clean fun and black kids to get shot by police.

At least the truck stood its ground...

That fun little nugget was absolutely the most terrifying part for me...like this man thinks we’re all up in arms over $12/month insurance? Can we uh...please have $12/month insurance that appreciates over time?

Who’s paying $12 for insurance?

Two obvious takes

My first thought was “Is this dementia or is this just lots of cocaine?”

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

Ugh now I’ll never find out what brand of chips those are