In the same way that buying two lottery tickets instead of one gives you a better chance.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

Oh fuck. Now millions of Trumplings will start thinking “Internet Tax” is a thing. Every goddamned day with this man is a fucking nightmare.

It’s his 10 year old son who is the best with the computers. 400lb hackers in their mom’s basement can’t come close.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Proof that they should have kept the internet name for that research vessel: No one would have ever made much note of this submersible’s mission if it wasn’t for it’s name. The attention the vessel receives from the stupid name and trolling backstory is valuable.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

This is like rereleasing the Playstation without Tony Hawk.

I guess reading comprehension isn’t in your job description.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

“I did not have treasonous relations with those Russians”

“Taft is an example of somebody who has done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”

Okay, enough with “covfefe.” Judging solely by context, covfefe was supposed to be coverage. It was a fun little diversion at the start, but stopped being funny roughly 8 minutes later, yet people keep stapling legs to it. And that’s the sort of behavior that sells out Yakov Smirnoff shows in Branson, MO.

Do you really think Phil Jackson would be remembered as a great coach if it weren’t for MJ, Kobe and Shaq?

Huh. And I thought I was getting hard to surprise on the internet.

Yes.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.