When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

“Don’t mind if I do....”

I get that it might not be important to everyone, but I’m sorry, I can’t get on board with skipping episodes of a good serialized TV show. I would skip the entire series before skipping episodes.

His Wikipedia has already been edited. Beautifully.

At this point you ain’t flipping votes. They need to focus on turning out people who don’t normally vote/know there is an election.

I just don’t think Quilted Northern’s subliminal viral marketing campaign is going as planned.

I think we’re really reading too much into this. She’s wearing a white dress. She just didn’t want to get Cheetos dust on her hands.

Who are these people?

On the other hand “Best DCEU film” isn’t exactly a high bar to walk over...

Does anyone else think he writes everything in the form of an autograph? Weird.

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

STOP HARASSING OUR GREAT LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MASTER OF DEALS HE JUST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND THE GREAT ROGER AILES A GREAT MAN THAT SPENT HIS LIFE FIGHTING FAKE NEWS.

Guaranteed to have a better finish than the Chargers this year.

Ah yes, Mike and Mike. The show where one Mike pretends to be dumb and the other Mike pretends to be smart. Good riddance.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

She’s trying so hard to make excuses for him supporting trump.