This is fucking fantastic.

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

In 2011, a worker at Sandia National Laboratories incorrectly turned a valve that unleashed an explosion that could have killed him another co-worker.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Mock him all you want, but and Official MLB Rawlings baseball hit off the bat of Jhoulys Chacin will fetch $4 on ebay. Of course an unused Official MLB Rawlings baseball will get you $6. But still.

So when his lingering symptoms and next concussion cause him to play in six games, when Kevin White inevitably has a leg fall off while going for coffee, and when Mitch Trubisky spends the year holding a clipboard, the Bears will have gotten about 20 games played out of a possible 96 from their last three first round…

I am all for calling attention to the White Sox many inadequacies, but this happens to most teams once a week or so. This just seems cruel.

We can only hope that someone has hacked (or will hack) them, and their properties, and every other part of this horribly fucked up family and we get a treasure trove of secrets and data dumps that will show the world how utterly shitty they are.

Maybe he misunderstood when they asked him to come into the box.

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Not the hero America needs, but the hero America deserves.

“On the surface, a donation to a private high school might not seem like the most humanitarian act imaginable, but that same donation might help the school offer a scholarship to a financially needy student.”

I did not, but I did forget the customary disclosure. This mistake has been fixed.

ANNNNNND no one will ever be able to buy insurance again.

I don’t think Sasha really wanted to just kill herself. She wanted a weapon to try to use on Negan, just like the “wives” did previously. She’s just better at convincing Eugene to get it for her. She also does not mind if she dies trying to kill Negan. To me she looked pleased when Eugene agreed, but there was…

This is more like it. I had to go four whole days without a post about the White Sox while you blathered on and on about badly officiated basketball games involving unpaid teenage labor.

Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.