I thought Marilyn Manson was.

Good. fuck Rand Paul on literally everything else though

I never thought I’d reach the day where I find myself saying “Go Rand Paul!” but here we are.

This was also the adminstration that took money from the federal government to settle refugees and then turned around and refused to do so. Kept the money though. Very classy.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

I’m starting to see a lot of churches with rainbows on doors or windows in order to make the point that not all churches are the stereotype you think they are. I have no interest in heading inside at this point in my life, but it’s important not to lump everyone we think we disagree with together out of convenience…

Wut? Well that’s a twist I didn’t see coming. Good for her/them. I hope they’re both happy and it works out with the kids and all that stuff.

What I’m getting here is that this isn’t really working out, but you really, really want to like it ... which makes total sense, because in a perfect world this show would be on for twenty years.

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Because thats what he calls women

SEE

DAMNIT JANET!

Apparently it’s not Halloween until we have our first racist celebrity costume.

I’ve been waiting for over a decade for the Republican Party to get eaten alive by the “moral majority” they co-opted back in the 80's for easy votes.

I want her and John Oliver to be my real family.

BRB. Getting “The Year of Go Fuck Yourself” embroidered on all of my pillows.

Police officers commit domestic violence at 2 to 4 times the national average. They sympathize with people that beat their wives. Because they do it and their friends and peers do it.

Starred for “petulant whiteness.”

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.